And so it begins.....

It is appropriate to start with a limerick featuring Limerick. It is same rhyme all lines, so breaking the rules on the first day. Sort of. My defense is that this is LoLi [ləʊli] writing.

Limerick

Richard the rude from Limerick
widely considered a prick
Thick as a brick
Claimed being no "Dick"
"My name is actually Rick!"