Will somebody please think of the duffers

Everything we say, write and even think may hurt someone! Some time! Somewhere over the paintshop! At least it might hurt grammar 🙁

For excellent introduction to appropriate expression, please listen to Stan Freberg's Elderly Man River. Can be found at internet places whose names I do not dare mention in case I infringe on a trademark.

As FDR said, "We have nothing to fear but trademarkfear itself."