Welcome to November.

...and Movember. Time to start growing those handlebars!

I have not checked around this year much, but previous years I have seen (on "official" Movember sites, no less) women with fake mustache. Maybe they want to display sympathy by role-playing? Or preachy, smug impersonation? Maybe I am wrong. For once.

Furthermore, having a beard is not Movember. Only stealth mustaching.

Now, for those that cannot participate but still want to tag along in the campaign, I suggest:

NOSEMEMBER

Let your nose hair grow for a month. All genders can participate. However, visiting your local ornatrix is probably over-doing it. Another plus: If you are old and your muche is grey or white, your nasus still probably produces youthful, strong black growth.

My humble suggestion for The Daring Solidarian.